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		<description><![CDATA[In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are prepared. —Louis Pasteur Time and again I hear or read that LSD was discovered by accident. This is only partly true. LSD came into being within a systematic research program, and the &#8220;accident&#8221; did not occur until much later: when LSD [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1216&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><em>In the realm of scientific observation, luck<br />
is granted only to those who are prepared. </em><br />
—Louis Pasteur </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />
Time and again I hear or read that LSD was discovered by          accident. This is only partly true. LSD came into being within a systematic          research program, and the &#8220;accident&#8221; did not occur until much later: when          LSD was already five years old, I happened to experience its unforeseeable          effects in my own body—or rather, in my own mind. <span id="more-1216"></span></p>
<p>Looking back over my professional career to trace the influential          events and decisions that eventually steered my work toward the synthesis          of LSD, I realize that the most decisive step was my choice of employment          upon completion of my chemistry studies. If that decision had been different,          then this substance, which has become known the world over, might never          have been created. In order to tell the story of the origin of LSD, then,          I must also touch briefly on my career as a chemist, since the two developments          are inextricably interrelated.</p>
<p>In the spring of 1929, on concluding my chemistry studies          at the University of Zurich, I joined the Sandoz Company&#8217;s pharmaceutical-chemical          research laboratory in Basel, as a co-worker with Professor Arthur Stoll,          founder and director of the pharmaceutical department. I chose this position          because it afforded me the opportunity to work on natural products, whereas          two other job offers from chemical firms in Basel had involved work in          the field of synthetic chemistry. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<h4><span style="font-family:verdana;">First Chemical Explorations </span></h4>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> My doctoral work at Zurich under Professor Paul Karrer had        already given me one chance to pursue my interest in plant and animal chemistry.        <span style="color:#ffff99;">Making use of the gastrointestinal juice of the vineyard snail, I accomplished        the enzymatic degradation of chitin, the structural material of which the        shells, wings, and claws of insects, crustaceans, and other lower animals        are composed. I was able to derive the chemical structure of chitin from        the cleavage product, a nitrogen-containing sugar, obtained by this degradation.        Chitin turned out to be an analogue of cellulose, the structural material        of plants. This important result, obtained after only three months of research,        led to a doctoral thesis rated &#8220;with distinction.&#8221; </span></p>
<p>When I joined the Sandoz firm, the staff of the pharmaceutical-chemical        department was still rather modest in number. Four chemists with doctoral        degrees worked in research, three in production.</p>
<p>In Stoll&#8217;s laboratory I found employment that completely agreed        with me as a research chemist. The objective that Professor Stoll had set        for his pharmaceutical-chemical research laboratories was to isolate the        active principles (i.e., the effective constituents) of known medicinal        plants to produce pure specimens of these substances. This is particularly        important in the case of medicinal plants whose active principles are unstable,        or whose potency is subject to great variation, which makes an exact dosage        difficult. But if the active principle is available in pure form, it becomes        possible to manufacture a stable pharmaceutical preparation, exactly quantifiable        by weight. <span style="color:#ffff99;">With this in mind, Professor Stoll had elected to study plant        substances of recognized value such as the substances from foxglove <em>(Digitalis),</em> Mediterranean squill <em>(Scilla maritima)</em>, and ergot of rye (<em>Claviceps        purpurea</em> or <em>Secale cornutum</em>), which, owning to their instability        and uncertain dosage, nevertheless, had been little used in medicine. </span></p>
<p>My first years in the Sandoz laboratories were devoted almost        exclusively to studying the active principles of Mediterranean squill.<span style="color:#ffff99;"> Dr.        Walter Kreis, one of Professor Stoll&#8217;s earliest associates, launched me        in this field of research.</span><span style="color:#ffff99;"> The most important constituents of Mediterranean        squill already existed in pure form. Their active agents, as well as those        of woolly foxglove (<em>Digitalis lanata</em>), had been isolated and purified,        chiefly by Dr. Kreis, with extraordinary skill. </span></p>
<p>The active principles of Mediterranean squill belong to the        group of cardioactive glycosides (glycoside = sugar-containing substance)        and serve, as do those of foxglove, in the treatment of cardiac insufficiency.        The cardiac glycosides are extremely active substances. Because the therapeutic        and the toxic doses differ so little, it becomes especially important here        to have an exact dosage, based on pure compounds.</p>
<p>At the beginning of my investigations, a pharmaceutical preparation        with Scilla glycosides had already been introduced into therapeutics by        Sandoz; however, the chemical structure of these active compounds, with        the exception of the sugar portion, remained largely unknown.</p>
<p>My main contribution to the <em>Scilla</em> research, in which        I participated with enthusiasm, was to elucidate the chemical structure        of the common nucleus of Scilla glycosides, showing on the one hand their        differences from the <em>Digitalis </em>glycosides, and on the other hand        their close structural relationship with the toxic principles isolated from        skin glands of toads. In 1935, these studies were temporarily concluded.</p>
<p>Looking for a new field of research, I asked Professor Stoll        to let me continue the investigations on the alkaloids of ergot, which he        had begun in 1917 and which had led directly to the isolation of ergotamine        in 1918. Ergotamine, discovered by Stoll, was the first ergot alkaloid obtained        in pure chemical form. Although ergotamine quickly took a significant place        in therapeutics (under the trade name Gynergen) as a hemostatic remedy in        obstetrics and as a medicament in the treatment of migraine, chemical research        on ergot in the Sandoz laboratories was abandoned after the isolation of        ergotamine and the determination of its empirical formula. Meanwhile, at        the beginning of the thirties, English and American laboratories had begun        to determine the chemical structure of ergot alkaloids. They had also discovered        a new, water-soluble ergot alkaloid, which could likewise be isolated from        the mother liquor of ergotamine production. So I thought it was high time        that Sandoz resumed chemical research on ergot alkaloids, unless we wanted        to risk losing our leading role in a field of medicinal research, which        was already becoming so important.</p>
<p>Professor Stoll granted my request, with some misgivings:        &#8220;I must warn you of the difficulties you face in working with ergot alkaloids.        These are-exceedingly sensitive, easily decomposed substances, less stable        than any of the compounds you have investigated in the cardiac glycoside        field. But you are welcome to try.&#8221;</p>
<p>And so the switches were thrown, and I found myself engaged        in a field of study that would become the main theme of my professional        career. I have never forgotten the creative joy, the eager anticipation        I felt in embarking on the study of ergot alkaloids, at that time a relatively        uncharted field of research. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<h4><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ergot </span></h4>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> <span style="color:#ffff99;"> It may be helpful here to give some background information        about ergot itself.[For further information on ergot, readers should refer        to the monographs of G. Berger, <em>Ergot and Ergotism</em> (Gurney and Jackson,        London, 1931 ) and A. Hofmann, <em>Die Mutterkornalkaloide</em> (F. Enke Verlag,        Stuttgart, 1964). The former is a classical presentation of the history        of the drug, while the latter emphasizes the chemical aspects.] It is produced        by a lower fungus (<em>Claviceps purpurea</em>) that grows parasitically on        rye and, to a lesser extent, on other species of grain and on wild grasses.        Kernels infested with this fungus develop into light-brown to violet-brown        curved pegs (sclerotia) that push forth from the husk in place of normal        grains. Ergot is described botanically as a sclerotium, the form that the        ergot fungus takes in winter. Ergot of rye (<em>Secale cornutum</em>) is the        variety used medicinally.<br />
</span><br />
Ergot, more than any other drug, has a fascinating history,        in the course of which its role and meaning have been reversed: once dreaded        as a poison, in the course of time it has changed to a rich storehouse of        valuable remedies.<span style="color:#ffff99;"> Ergot first appeared on the stage of history in the early        Middle Ages, as the cause of outbreaks of mass poisonings affecting thousands        of persons at a time. The illness, whose connection with ergot was for a        long time obscure, appeared in two characteristic forms, one gangrenous        (<em>ergotismus gangraenosus</em>) and the other convulsive (<em>ergotismus        convulsivus</em>). Popular names for ergotism—such as &#8220;mal des ardents,&#8221;        &#8220;ignis sacer,&#8221; &#8220;heiliges Feuer,&#8221; or &#8220;St. Anthony&#8217;s fire&#8221;—refer to the gangrenous        form of the disease. The patron saint of ergotism victims was St. Anthony,        and it was primarily the Order of St. Anthony that treated these patients. </span></p>
<p>Until recent times, epidemic-like outbreaks of ergot poisoning        have been recorded in most European countries including certain areas of        Russia. With progress in agriculture, and since the realization, in the        seventeenth century, that ergot-containing bread was the cause, the frequency        and extent of ergotism epidemics diminished considerably. The last great        epidemic occurred in certain areas of southern Russia in the years 1926-27. <span style="color:#ffff99;"> [The mass poisoning in the southern French city of Pont-St. Esprit in the        year 1951, which many writers have attributed to ergot-containing bread,        actually had nothing to do with ergotism. It rather involved poisoning by        an organic mercury compound that was utilized for disinfecting seed.] </span></p>
<p>The first mention of a medicinal use of ergot, namely as an        ecbolic (a medicament to precipitate childbirth), is found in the herbal        of the Frankfurt city physician Adam Lonitzer (Lonicerus) in the year 1582.<span style="color:#ffff99;"> Although ergot, as Lonitzer stated, had been used since olden times by midwives,        it was not until 1808 that this drug gained entry into academic medicine,        on the strength of a work by the American physician John Stearns entitled        <em>Account of the Putvis Parturiens, a Remedy for Quickening Childbirth.</em> </span> The use of ergot as an ecbolic did not, however, endure. Practitioners became        aware quite early of the great danger to the child, owing primarily to the        uncertainty of dosage, which when too high led to uterine spasms. From then        on, the use of ergot in obstetrics was confined to stopping postpartum hemorrhage        (bleeding after childbirth).</p>
<p>It was not until ergot&#8217;s recognition in various pharmacopoeias        during the first half of the nineteenth century that the first steps were        taken toward isolating the active principles of the drug. <span style="color:#ffff99;">However, of all        the researchers who assayed this problem during the first hundred years,        not one succeeded in identifying the actual substances responsible for the        therapeutic activity. In 1907, the Englishmen G. Barger and F. H. Carr were        the first to isolate an active alkaloidal preparation, which they named        ergotoxine because it produced more of the toxic than therapeutic properties        of ergot. (This preparation was not homogeneous, but rather a mixture of        several alkaloids, as I was able to show thirty-five years later.) Nevertheless,        the pharmacologist H. H. Dale discovered that ergotoxine, besides the uterotonic        effect, also had an antagonistic activity on adrenaline in the autonomic        nervous system that could lead to the therapeutic use of ergot alkaloids. </span> Only with the isolation of ergotamine by A. Stoll (as mentioned previously)        did an ergot alkaloid find entry and widespread use in therapeutics.</p>
<p>The early 1930s brought a new era in ergot research, beginning        with the determination of the chemical structure of ergot alkaloids, as        mentioned, in English and American laboratories. By chemical cleavage, W.        A. Jacobs and L. C. Craig of the Rockefeller Institute of New York succeeded        in isolating and characterizing the nucleus common to all ergot alkaloids.        They named it lysergic acid. Then came a major development, both for chemistry        and for medicine<span style="color:#ffff99;">: the isolation of the specifically uterotonic, hemostatic        principle of ergot, which was published simultaneously and quite independently        by four institutions, including the Sandoz laboratories. The substance,        an alkaloid of comparatively simple structure, was named ergobasine (syn.        ergometrine, ergonovine) by A. Stoll and E. Burckhardt. By the chemical        degradation of ergobasine, W. A. Jacobs and L. C. Craig obtained lysergic        acid and the amino alcohol propanolamine as cleavage products. </span></p>
<p>I set as my first goal the problem of preparing this alkaloid        synthetically, through chemical linking of the two components of ergobasine,        lysergic acid and propanolamine (see structural formulas in the appendix).</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"> The lysergic acid necessary for these studies had to be obtained        by chemical cleavage of some other ergot alkaloid. Since only ergotamine        was available as a pure alkaloid, and was already being produced in kilogram        quantities in the pharmaceutical production department, I chose this alkaloid        as the starting material for my work. I set about obtaining 0.5 gm of ergotamine        from the ergot production people. When I sent the internal requisition form        to Professor Stoll for his countersignature, he appeared in my laboratory        and reproved me: &#8220;If you want to work with ergot alkaloids, you will have        to familiarize yourself with the techniques of microchemistry. I can&#8217;t have        you consuming such a large amount of my expensive ergotamine for your experiments.&#8221;</p>
<p>The ergot production department, besides using ergot of Swiss        origin to obtain ergotamine, also dealt with Portuguese ergot, which yielded        an amorphous alkaloidal preparation that corresponded to the aforementioned        ergotoxine first produced by Barger and Carr. I decided to use this less        expensive material for the preparation of lysergic acid. The alkaloid obtained        from the production department had to be purified further, before it would        be suitable for cleavage to lysergic acid. Observations made during the        purification process led me to think that ergotoxine could be a mixture        of several alkaloids, rather than one homogeneous alkaloid. I will speak        later of the far-reaching sequelae of these observations.</p>
<p>Here I must digress briefly to describe the working conditions        and techniques that prevailed in those days. These remarks may be of interest        to the present generation of research chemists in industry, who are accustomed        to far better conditions.<br />
</span><br />
We were very frugal. Individual laboratories were considered        a rare extravagance. During the first six years of my employment with Sandoz,        I shared a laboratory with two colleagues. We three chemists, plus an assistant        each, worked in the same room on three different fields<span style="color:#ffff99;">: Dr. Kreiss on cardiac        glycosides; Dr. Wiedemann, who joined Sandoz around the same time as I,        on the leaf pigment chlorophyll; and I ultimately on ergot alkaloids. The        laboratory was equipped with two fume hoods (compartments supplied with        outlets), providing less than effective ventilation by gas flames. When        we requested that these hoods be equipped with ventilators, our chief refused        on the ground that ventilation by gas flame had sufficed in Willstatter&#8217;s        laboratory. </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"> During the last years of World War I, Professor Stoll had        been an assistant in Berlin and Munich to the world-famous chemist and Nobel        laureate Professor Richard Willstatter, and with him had conducted the fundamental        investigations on chlorophyll and the assimilation of carbon dioxide. There        was scarcely a scientific discussion with Professor Stoll in which he did        not mention his revered teacher Professor Willstatter and his work in Willstatter&#8217;s        laboratory.</p>
<p>The working techniques available to chemists in the field        of organic chemistry at that time (the beginning of the thirties) were essentially        the same as those employed by Justus von Liebig a hundred years earlier.        The most important development achieved since then was the introduction        of microanalysis by B. Pregl, which made it possible to ascertain the elemental        composition of a compound with only a few milligrams of specimen, whereas        earlier a few centigrams were needed. Of the other physical-chemical techniques        at the disposal of the chemist today—techniques which have changed his way        of working, making it faster and more effective, and created entirely new        possibilities, above all for the elucidation of structure &#8211; none yet existed        in those days.<br />
</span><br />
For the investigations of <em>Scilla</em> glycosides and the        first studies in the ergot field, I still used the old separation and purification        techniques from Liebig&#8217;s day: fractional extraction, fractional precipitation,        fractional crystallization, and the like. The introduction of column chromatography,        the first important step in modern laboratory technique, was of great value        to me only in later investigations. For structure determination, which today        can be conducted rapidly and elegantly with the help of spectroscopic methods        (UV, IR, NMR) and X-ray crystallography, we had to rely, in the first fundamental        ergot studies, entirely on the old laborious methods of chemical degradation        and derivatization. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<h4><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lysergic Acid and Its Derivatives </span></h4>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Lysergic acid proved to be a rather unstable substance, and        its rebonding with basic radicals posed difficulties. In the technique known        as Curtius&#8217; Synthesis, I ultimately found a process that proved useful for        combining lysergic acid with amines. With this method I produced a great        number of lysergic acid compounds. By combining lysergic acid with the amino        alcohol propanolamine, I obtained a compound that was identical to the natural        ergot alkaloid ergobasine. With that, the first synthesis—that is, artificial        production—of an ergot alkaloid was accomplished. This was not only of scientific        interest, as confirmation of the chemical structure of ergobasine, but also        of practical significance, because ergobasine, the specifically uterotonic,        hemostatic principle, is present in ergot only in very trifling quantities.        With this synthesis, the other alkaloids existing abundantly in ergot could        now be converted to ergobasine, which was valuable in obstetrics.</p>
<p>After this first success in the ergot field, my investigations        went forward on two fronts. First, I attempted to improve the pharmacological        properties of ergobasine by variations of its amino alcohol radical. My        colleague Dr. J. Peyer and I developed a process for the economical production        of propanolamine and other amino alcohols. Indeed, by substitution of the        propanolamine contained in ergobasine with the amino alcohol butanolamine,        an active principle was obtained that even surpassed the natural alkaloid        in its therapeutic properties. This improved ergobasine has found worldwide        application as a dependable uterotonic, hemostatic remedy under the trade        name Methergine, and is today the leading medicament for this indication        in obstetrics.</p>
<p>I further employed my synthetic procedure to produce new lysergic        acid compounds for which uterotonic activity was not prominent, but from        which, on the basis of their chemical structure, other types of interesting        pharmacological properties could be expected. In 1938, I produced the twenty-fifth        substance in this series of lysergic acid derivatives: lysergic acid diethylamide,        abbreviated LSD-25 (Lyserg-säure-diäthylamid) for laboratory usage.</p>
<p>I had planned the synthesis of this compound with the intention        of obtaining a circulatory and respiratory stimulant (an analeptic). Such        stimulating properties could be expected for lysergic acid diethylamide,        because it shows similarity in chemical structure to the analeptic already        known at that time, namely nicotinic acid diethylamide (Coramine). During        the testing of LSD-25 in the pharmacological department of Sandoz, whose        director at the time was Professor Ernst Rothlin, a strong effect on the        uterus was established. It amounted to some 70 percent of the activity of        ergobasine. The research report also noted, in passing, that the experimental        animals became restless during the narcosis. The new substance, however,        aroused no special interest in our pharmacologists and physicians; testing        was therefore discontinued.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">For the next five years, nothing more was heard of the substance        LSD-25. Meanwhile, my work in the ergot field advanced further in other        areas. Through the purification of ergotoxine, the starting material for        lysergic acid, I obtained, as already mentioned, the impression that this        alkaloidal preparation was not homogeneous, but was rather a mixture of        different substances. This doubt as to the homogeneity of ergotoxine was        reinforced when in its hydrogenation two distinctly different hydrogenation        products were obtained, whereas the homogeneous alkaloid ergotamine under        the same condition yielded only a single hydrogenation product (hydrogenation        = introduction of hydrogen). Extended, systematic analytical investigations        of the supposed ergotoxine mixture led ultimately to the separation of this        alkaloidal preparation into three homogeneous components. One of the three        chemically homogeneous ergotoxine alkaloids proved to be identical with        an alkaloid isolated shortly before in the production department, which        A. Stoll and E. Burckhardt had named ergocristine. The other two alkaloids        were both new. The first I named ergocornine; and for the second, the last        to be isolated, which had long remained hidden in the mother liquor, I chose        the name ergokryptine (kryptos = hidden). Later it was found that ergokryptine        occurs in two isomeric forms, which were differentiated as alfa- and beta-ergokryptine. </span></p>
<p>The solution of the ergotoxine problem was not merely scientifically        interesting, but also had great practical significance. A valuable remedy        arose from it. The three hydrogenated ergotoxine alkaloids that I produced        in the course of these investigations<span style="color:#ffff99;">, dihydroergocristine, dihydroergokryptine,        and dihydroergocornine, displayed medicinally useful properties during testing        by Professor Rothlin in the pharmacological department.</span> From these three        substances, the pharmaceutical preparation Hydergine was developed, a medicament        for improvement of peripheral circulation and cerebral function in the control        of geriatric disorders. Hydergine has proven to be an effective remedy in        geriatrics for these indications. Today it is Sandoz&#8217;s most important pharmaceutical        product.</p>
<p>Dihydroergotamine, which I likewise produced in the course        of these investigations, has also found application in therapeutics as a        circulation- and blood-pressure-stabilizing medicament, under the trade        name Dihydergot.</p>
<p>While today research on important projects is almost exclusively        carried out as teamwork, the investigations on ergot alkaloids described        above were conducted by myself alone. Even the further chemical steps in        the evolution of commercial preparations remained in my hands—that is, the        preparation of larger specimens for the clinical trials, and finally the        perfection of the first procedures for mass production of Methergine, Hydergine,        and Dihydergot. <span style="color:#ffff99;">This even included the analytical controls for the development        of the first galenical forms of these three preparations: the ampoules,        liquid solutions, and tablets. My aides at that time included a laboratory        assistant, a laboratory helper, and later in addition a second laboratory        assistant and a chemical technician. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<h4><span style="font-family:verdana;">Discovery of the Psychic Effects of LSD </span></h4>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> The solution of the ergotoxine problem had led to fruitful        results, described here only briefly, and had opened up further avenues        of research. And yet I could not forget the relatively uninteresting LSD-25.        A peculiar presentiment—the feeling that this substance could possess properties        other than those established in the first investigations—induced me, five        years after the first synthesis, to produce LSD-25 once again so that a        sample could be given to the pharmacological department for further tests.        This was quite unusual; experimental substances, as a rule, were definitely        stricken from the research program if once found to be lacking in pharmacological        interest.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, in the spring of 1943, I repeated the synthesis        of LSD-25. As in the first synthesis, this involved the production of only        a few centigrams of the compound.</p>
<p>In the final step of the synthesis, during the purification        and crystallization of lysergic acid diethylamide in the form of a tartrate        (tartaric acid salt), I was interrupted in my work by unusual sensations.        The following description of this incident comes from the report that I        sent at the time to Professor Stoll: </span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Last Friday, April 16,1943, I was forced to interrupt my work          in the laboratory in the middle of the afternoon and proceed home, being          affected by a remarkable restlessness, combined with a slight dizziness.          At home I lay down and sank into a not unpleasant intoxicated-like condition,          characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination. In a dreamlike state,          with eyes closed (I found the daylight to be unpleasantly glaring), I          perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary          shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors. After some two hours          this condition faded away. </span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> This was, altogether, a remarkable experience—both in its        sudden onset and its extraordinary course. It seemed to have resulted from        some external toxic influence; I surmised a connection with the substance        I had been working with at the time, lysergic acid diethylamide tartrate.        But this led to another question: how had I managed to absorb this material?        Because of the known toxicity of ergot substances, I always maintained meticulously        neat work habits. Possibly a bit of the LSD solution had contacted my fingertips        during crystallization, and a trace of the substance was absorbed through        the skin. If LSD-25 had indeed been the cause of this bizarre experience,        then it must be a substance of extraordinary potency. There seemed to be        only one way of getting to the bottom of this. I decided on a self-experiment.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"> Exercising extreme caution, I began the planned series of        experiments with the smallest quantity that could be expected to produce        some effect, considering the activity of the ergot alkaloids known at the        time: namely, 0.25 mg (mg = milligram = one thousandth of a gram) of lysergic        acid diethylamide tartrate. Quoted below is the entry for this experiment        in my laboratory journal of April 19, 1943. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<h4><span style="font-family:verdana;">Self-Experiments </span></h4>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">4/19/43 16:20: 0.5 cc of 1/2 promil aqueous solution of diethylamide          tartrate orally = 0.25 mg tartrate. Taken diluted with about 10 cc water.          Tasteless. </span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">17:00: Beginning dizziness, feeling of anxiety, visual distortions,          symptoms of paralysis, desire to laugh. </span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Supplement of 4/21: Home by bicycle. From 18:00- ca.20:00 most          severe crisis. (See special report.) </span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Here the notes in my laboratory journal cease. I was able        to write the last words only with great effort. By now it was already clear        to me that LSD had been the cause of the remarkable experience of the previous        Friday, for the altered perceptions were of the same type as before, only        much more intense. I had to struggle to speak intelligibly. I asked my laboratory        assistant, who was informed of the self-experiment, to escort me home. We        went by bicycle, no automobile being available because of wartime restrictions        on their use. On the way home, my condition began to assume threatening        forms. Everything in my field of vision wavered and was distorted as if        seen in a curved mirror. I also had the sensation of being unable to move        from the spot. Nevertheless, my assistant later told me that we had traveled        very rapidly. Finally, we arrived at home safe and sound, and I was just        barely capable of asking my companion to summon our family doctor and request        milk from the neighbors.</p>
<p>In spite of my delirious, bewildered condition, I had brief        periods of clear and effective thinking—and chose milk as a nonspecific        antidote for poisoning.</p>
<p>The dizziness and sensation of fainting became so strong at        times that I could no longer hold myself erect, and had to lie down on a        sofa. My surroundings had now transformed themselves in more terrifying        ways. Everything in the room spun around, and the familiar objects and pieces        of furniture assumed grotesque, threatening forms. They were in continuous        motion, animated, as if driven by an inner restlessness. The lady next door,        whom I scarcely recognized, brought me milk—in the course of the evening        I drank more than two liters. She was no longer Mrs. R., but rather a malevolent,        insidious witch with a colored mask.</p>
<p>Even worse than these demonic transformations of the outer        world, were the alterations that I perceived in myself, in my inner being.        Every exertion of my will, every attempt to put an end to the disintegration        of the outer world and the dissolution of my ego, seemed to be wasted effort.        A demon had invaded me, had taken possession of my body, mind, and soul.        I jumped up and screamed, trying to free myself from him, but then sank        down again and lay helpless on the sofa. The substance, with which I had        wanted to experiment, had vanquished me. It was the demon that scornfully        triumphed over my will. I was seized by the dreadful fear of going insane.        I was taken to another world, another place, another time. My body seemed        to be without sensation, lifeless, strange. Was I dying? Was this the transition?        At times I believed myself to be outside my body, and then perceived clearly,        as an outside observer, the complete tragedy of my situation. I had not        even taken leave of my family (my wife, with our three children had traveled        that day to visit her parents, in Lucerne). Would they ever understand that        I had not experimented thoughtlessly, irresponsibly, but rather with the        utmost caution, an-d that such a result was in no way foreseeable? My fear        and despair intensified, not only because a young family should lose its        father, but also because I dreaded leaving my chemical research work, which        meant so much to me, unfinished in the midst of fruitful, promising development.        Another reflection took shape, an idea full of bitter irony: if I was now        forced to leave this world prematurely, it was because of this Iysergic        acid diethylamide that I myself had brought forth into the world.</p>
<p>By the time the doctor arrived, the climax of my despondent        condition had already passed. My laboratory assistant informed him about        my self-experiment, as I myself was not yet able to formulate a coherent        sentence. He shook his head in perplexity, after my attempts to describe        the mortal danger that threatened my body. He could detect no abnormal symptoms        other than extremely dilated pupils. Pulse, blood pressure, breathing were        all normal. He saw no reason to prescribe any medication. Instead he conveyed        me to my bed and stood watch over me. Slowly I came back from a weird, unfamiliar        world to reassuring everyday reality. The horror softened and gave way to        a feeling of good fortune and gratitude, the more normal perceptions and        thoughts returned, and I became more confident that the danger of insanity        was conclusively past.</p>
<p>Now, little by little I could begin to enjoy the unprecedented        colors and plays of shapes that persisted behind my closed eyes. Kaleidoscopic,        fantastic images surged in on me, alternating, variegated, opening and then        closing themselves in circles and spirals, exploding in colored fountains,        rearranging and hybridizing themselves in constant flux. It was particularly        remarkable how every acoustic perception, such as the sound of a door handle        or a passing automobile, became transformed into optical perceptions. Every        sound generated a vividly changing image, with its own consistent form and        color.</p>
<p>Late in the evening my wife returned from Lucerne. Someone        had informed her by telephone that I was suffering a mysterious breakdown.        She had returned home at once, leaving the children behind with her parents.        By now, I had recovered myself sufficiently to tell her what had happened.</p>
<p>Exhausted, I then slept, to awake next morning refreshed,        with a clear head, though still somewhat tired physically. A sensation of        well-being and renewed life flowed through me. Breakfast tasted delicious        and gave me extraordinary pleasure. When I later walked out into the garden,        in which the sun shone now after a spring rain, everything glistened and        sparkled in a fresh light. The world was as if newly created. All my senses        vibrated in a condition of highest sensitivity, which persisted for the        entire day.</p>
<p>This self-experiment showed that LSD-25 behaved as a psychoactive        substance with extraordinary properties and potency. There was to my knowledge        no other known substance that evoked such profound psychic effects in such        extremely low doses, that caused such dramatic changes in human consciousness        and our experience of the inner and outer world.</p>
<p>What seemed even more significant was that I could remember        the experience of LSD inebriation in every detail. This could only mean        that the conscious recording function was not interrupted, even in the climax        of the LSD experience, despite the profound breakdown of the normal world        view. For the entire duration of the experiment, I had even been aware of        participating in an experiment, but despite this recognition of my condition,        I could not, with every exertion of my will, shake off the LSD world. Everything        was experienced as completely real, as alarming reality; alarming, because        the picture of the other, familiar everyday reality was still fully preserved        in the memory for comparison.</p>
<p>Another surprising aspect of LSD was its ability to produce        such a far-reaching, powerful state of inebriation without leaving a hangover.        Quite the contrary, on the day after the LSD experiment I felt myself to        be, as already described, in excellent physical and mental condition.</p>
<p>I was aware that LSD, a new active compound with such properties,        would have to be of use in pharmacology, in neurology, and especially in        psychiatry, and that it would attract the interest of concerned specialists.        But at that time I had no inkling that the new substance would also come        to be used beyond medical science, as an inebriant in the drug scene. Since        my self-experiment had revealed LSD in its terrifying, demonic aspect, the        last thing I could have expected was that this substance could ever find        application as anything approaching a pleasure drug. I failed, moreover,        to recognize the meaningful connection between LSD inebriation and spontaneous        visionary experience until much later, after further experiments, which        were carried out with far lower doses and under different conditions.</p>
<p>The next day I wrote to Professor Stoll the above-mentioned        report about my extraordinary experience with LSD-25 and sent a copy to        the director of the pharmacological department, Professor Rothlin.</p>
<p>As expected, the first reaction was incredulous astonishment.        Instantly a telephone call came from the management; Professor Stoll asked:        &#8220;Are you certain you made no mistake in the weighing? Is the stated dose        really correct?&#8221; Professor Rothlin also called, asking the same question.        I was certain of this point, for I had executed the weighing and dosage        with my own hands. Yet their doubts were justified to some extent, for until        then no known substance had displayed even the slightest psychic effect        in fraction-of-a-milligram doses. An active compound of such potency seemed        almost unbelievable.</p>
<p>Professor Rothlin himself and two of his colleagues were the        first to repeat my experiment, with only one-third of the dose I had utilized.        But even at that level, the effects were still extremely impressive, and        quite fantastic. All doubts about the statements in my report were eliminated. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Source:</span> http://www.hallucinogens.com/hofmann/child1.htm</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[LSD � My Problem Child Albert Hofmann Foreword There are experiences that most of us are hesitant to speak about, because they do not conform to everyday reality and defy rational explanation. These are not particular external occurrences, but rather events of our inner lives, which are generally dismissed as figments of the imagination and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1200&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<h2>LSD � My Problem Child</h2>
<h3>Albert Hofmann</h3>
<h4>Foreword</h4>
<p>There are experiences that most of us are hesitant to speak        about, because they do not conform to everyday reality and defy rational        explanation. These are not particular external occurrences, but rather events        of our inner lives, which are generally dismissed as figments of the imagination        and barred from our memory. Suddenly, the familiar view of our surroundings        is transformed in a strange, delightful, or alarming way: it appears to        us in a new light, takes on a special meaning. Such an experience can be        as light and fleeting as a breath of air, or it can imprint itself deeply        upon our minds. <span id="more-1200"></span><br />
One enchantment of that kind, which I experienced in childhood,        has remained remarkably vivid in my memory ever since. It happened on a        May morning�I have forgotten the year�but I can still point to the exact        spot where it occurred, on a forest path on Martinsberg above Baden, Switzerland.        As I strolled through the freshly greened woods filled with bird song and        lit up by the morning sun, all at once everything appeared in an uncommonly        clear light. Was this something I had simply failed to notice before? Was        I suddenly discovering the spring forest as it actually looked? It shone        with the most beautiful radiance, speaking to the heart, as though it wanted        to encompass me in its majesty. I was filled with an indescribable sensation        of joy, oneness, and blissful security.</p>
<p>I have no idea how long I stood there spellbound. But I recall        the anxious concern I felt as the radiance slowly dissolved and I hiked        on: how could a vision that was so real and convincing, so directly and        deeply felt�how could it end so soon? And how could I tell anyone about        it, as my overflowing joy compelled me to do, since I knew there were no        words to describe what I had seen? It seemed strange that I, as a child,        had seen something so marvelous, something that adults obviously did not        perceive &#8211; for I had never heard them mention it.</p>
<p>While still a child, I experienced several more of these deeply        euphoric moments on my rambles through forest and meadow. It was these experiences        that shaped the main outlines of my world view and convinced me of the existence        of a miraculous, powerful, unfathomable reality that was hidden from everyday        sight.</p>
<p>I was often troubled in those days, wondering if I would ever,        as an adult, be able to communicate these experiences; whether I would have        the chance to depict my visions in poetry or paintings. But knowing that        I was not cut out to be a poet or artist, I assumed I would have to keep        these experiences to myself, important as they were to me.</p>
<p>Unexpectedly�though scarcely by chance�much later, in middle        age, a link was established between my profession and these visionary experiences        from childhood.</p>
<p>Because I wanted to gain insight into the structure and essence        of matter, I became a research chemist. Intrigued by the plant world since        early childhood, I chose to specialize in research on the constituents of        medicinal plants. In the course of this career I was led to the psychoactive,        hallucination-causing substances, which under certain conditions can evoke        visionary states similar to the spontaneous experiences just described.        The most important of these hallucinogenic substances has come to be known        as LSD. Hallucinogens, as active compounds of considerable scientific interest,        have gained entry into medicinal research, biology, and psychiatry, and        later�especially LSD also obtained wide diffusion in the drug culture.</p>
<p>In studying the literature connected with my work, I became        aware of the great universal significance of visionary experience. It plays        a dominant role, not only in mysticism and the history of religion, but        also in the creative process in art, literature, and science. More recent        investigations have shown that many persons also have visionary experiences        in daily life, though most of us fail to recognize their meaning and value.        Mystical experiences, like those that marked my childhood, are apparently        far from rare.</p>
<p>There is today a widespread striving for mystical experience,        for visionary breakthroughs to a deeper, more comprehensive reality than        that perceived by our rational, everyday consciousness. Efforts to transcend        our materialistic world view are being made in various ways, not only by        the adherents to Eastern religious movements, but also by professional psychiatrists,        who are adopting such profound spiritual experiences as a basic therapeutic        principle.</p>
<p>I share the belief of many of my contemporaries that the spiritual        crisis pervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied        only by a change in our world view. We shall have to shift from the materialistic,        dualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward        a new consciousness of an all-encompassing reality, which embraces the experiencing        ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate nature and        all of creation.</p>
<p>Everything that can contribute to such a fundamental alteration        in our perception of reality must therefore command earnest attention. Foremost        among such approaches are the various methods of meditation, either in a        religious or a secular context, which aim to deepen the consciousness of        reality by way of a total mystical experience. Another important, but still        controversial, path to the same goal is the use of the consciousness-altering        properties of hallucinogenic psychopharmaceuticals. LSD finds such an application        in medicine, by helping patients in psychoanalysis and psychotherapy to        perceive their problems in their true significance.</p>
<p>Deliberate provocation of mystical experience, particularly        by LSD and related hallucinogens, in contrast to spontaneous visionary experiences,        entails dangers that must not be underestimated. Practitioners must take        into account the peculiar effects of these substances, namely their ability        to influence our consciousness, the innermost essence of our being. The        history of LSD to date amply demonstrates the catastrophic consequences        that can ensue when its profound effect is misjudged and the substance is        mistaken for a pleasure drug. Special internal and external advance preparations        are required; with them, an LSD experiment can become a meaningful experience.        Wrong and inappropriate use has caused LSD to become my problem child.</p>
<p>It is my desire in this book to give a comprehensive picture        of LSD, its origin, its effects, and its dangers, in order to guard against        increasing abuse of this extraordinary drug. I hope thereby to emphasize        possible uses of LSD that are compatible with its characteristic action.        I believe that if people would learn to use LSD&#8217;s vision-inducing capability        more wisely, under suitable conditions, in medical practice and in conjunction        with meditation, then in the future this problem child could become a wonder        child. </span></span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the oldest jibe in the book: &#8216;Americans just don&#8217;t get irony.&#8217; But they do, argues comedian Simon Pegg &#8211; our national senses of humour have more in common than we like to think Simon Pegg The Guardian, Saturday 10 February 2007 You could spend a lot of time exploring the differences between British and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1191&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p class="stand-first-alone">It&#8217;s the oldest jibe in the book: &#8216;Americans just don&#8217;t get irony.&#8217; But they do, argues comedian Simon Pegg &#8211; our national senses of humour have more in common than we like to think<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/simonpegg"></a></p>
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<p>You could spend a lot of time exploring the differences between British and American comedy only to reach the conclusion that, ironically, they&#8217;re pretty much the same. Back when director Edgar Wright and myself were writing our debut feature, Shaun Of The Dead, we were certainly banking on a comic universality in the story of a suburban waster battling the living dead. We had every confidence that the humour would translate. Indeed, we made only one subtle dialogue adjustment during the writing process, changing the word &#8220;pissed&#8221; to &#8220;drunk&#8221;, so as to avoid any confusion between the conditions of being munted and mardy. The film went on to enjoy surprising success in the US, suggesting that surmounting the supposed gulf between our respective senses of humour requires nothing more than a light skip.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">When it comes to humour, however, there is one cultural myth that just won&#8217;t die. You hear it all the time from self-appointed social commentators sat astride high horses, dressed as knights who say, &#8220;Ni&#8221;. They don&#8217;t get it. They never had it. They don&#8217;t know what it is and, ironically, they don&#8217;t want it anyway. That&#8217;s righ<span style="color:#ffff99;">t: </span></span><span style="color:#ffff99;">&#8220;Americans don&#8217;t do irony.&#8221; This isn&#8217;t strictly true.</span> Although it is true that we British do use irony a little more often than our special friends in the US. It&#8217;s like the kettle to us: it&#8217;s always on, whistling slyly in the corner of our daily interactions. To Americans, however, it&#8217;s more like a nice teapot, something to be used when the occasion demands it. This is why an ironic comment will sometimes be met with a perplexed smile by an unwary American. Take this exchange that took place between two friends of mine, one British (B), the other American (A):</p>
<p>B: &#8220;I had to go to my grandad&#8217;s funeral last week.&#8221;</p>
<p>A: &#8220;Sorry to hear that.&#8221;</p>
<p>B: &#8220;Don&#8217;t be. It was the first time he ever paid for the drinks.&#8221;</p>
<p>A: &#8220;I see.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now, my American friend was being neither thick nor obtuse here; he simply didn&#8217;t immediately register the need to bury emotion under humour. This tendency is also apparent in our differing use of disclaimers. When Americans use irony, they will often immediately qualify it as being so, with a jovial &#8220;just kidding&#8221;, even if the statement is outrageous and plainly ironic. For instance&#8230;</p>
<p>A: &#8220;If you don&#8217;t come out tonight, I&#8217;m going to have you shot&#8230; just kidding.&#8221;</p>
<p>Of course, being America, this might be true, because they do all own guns and use them on a regular basis (just kidding). Americans can fully appreciate irony. They just don&#8217;t feel entirely comfortable using it on each other, in case it causes damage. A bit like how we feel about guns.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not so much about having a different sense of humour as a different approach to life. More demonstrative than we are, Americans are not embarrassed by their emotions. They clap louder, cheer harder and empathise more unconditionally. It&#8217;s an openness that always leaves me feeling slightly guilty and apologetic when American personalities appear on British chat shows and find their jokes and stories met with titters, not guffaws, or their achievements met with silent appreciation, rather than claps and yelps. We don&#8217;t like them any less, we just aren&#8217;t inclined to give that much of ourselves away. Meanwhile, as a Brit on an American chat show, it&#8217;s difficult to endure prolonged whooping without intense, red-faced smirking.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Of course, it&#8217;s the mainstream output of our respective entertainment industries that tends to shape our general opinion of each other. Ask the average American what they perceive British comedy to be and you will most likely be quoted shows such as Benny Hill and Are You Being Served? (although, thanks to BBC America, this is beginning to change). The fan demographic for both shows is markedly more diverse than in their country of origin. This is probably due to their parochial peculiarity, rather than the quality of the comedy (although both shows had their moments) and perhaps explains why the American audience took to Shaun Of The Dead with such affection.</span> A refusal to occupy that transatlantic middle ground that sometimes scuppers British films intent on appealing in America means that the film plays as resolutely British. That approach does risk certain social and cultural references being lost in translation. But not many. The only joke in Shaun Of The Dead that never got a laugh in the States was Ed&#8217;s request for a Cornetto ice cream at 8am on a Sunday morning. Overall, the cast&#8217;s understated reserve in the face of flesh-eating zombies just added another layer of amusement for American viewers.</p>
<p>When it comes to their mainstream, America&#8217;s emotional openness has often given way to a sentimentality that jars with our more guarded and cynical outlook. <span style="color:#ffff99;">This is why the initially enjoyable Happy Days became blighted by saccharine lessons in family values, as Henry Winkler&#8217;s originally subversive Fonzie was mercilessly appropriated by the middle-class American family, castrated by Marion Ross&#8217;s Mrs Cunningham and forced to sit on it (although it&#8217;s interesting to note that in outtakes from the series, Winkler and Ross would often play out an irresistible sexual tension between them with stolen gropes and kisses, solely for the enjoyment of the live studio audience, hinting at darker, more interesting themes than the show itself ever tackled).</span> Generally speaking, sentimentality isn&#8217;t easy for us. It makes us nervous and uncomfortable. We become edgy and dismissive of these brazen displays of emotion.</p>
<p>As the global village conurbates, however, our emotional habits are shifting. We are easing towards a slight liberation from our national inhibitions &#8211; although hopefully not losing them completely. Our uptightness is, after all, a huge part of our charm. The sitcom Friends, for instance, a show often dismissed by the cynical as &#8220;cheesy&#8221; or &#8220;schmaltzy&#8221; &#8211; and certainly capable of being both &#8211; was wholeheartedly adopted by the British public. So much so that two years after its final episode, a day barely passes without its inclusion in the schedules. Could it be any more ubiquitous?</p>
<p>I hated Friends when it first aired. The very title was anathema to me. It immediately evoked the embarrassing, droopy-eyed longings of the sickeningly hug-happy new American youth. The thought of all that togetherness, untempered by ironic undermining, made my skin crawl. Yet it drew me in. Due to a fine ensemble cast and some genuinely funny scriptwriting (&#8220;You&#8217;re over me? When were you under me?&#8221;), Friends was readily accessible, even to us closed-off Brits. In fact, it arguably even opened us up a little. I certainly went from sneery to teary at Ross and Rachel&#8217;s passionate, reconciliatory smooch. This moment might actually hold the key to a middle ground between British and American humour, specifically when it comes to heartfelt, emotional expression. The British aren&#8217;t against it; we just believe it comes at a price. The success of the emotional climax in that particular scene is due entirely to the comedy preceding it. Ross&#8217;s perm, Monica&#8217;s fat suit, Rachel&#8217;s nose all go toward setting the tone for the payoff, which the audience wholeheartedly accept. The sentiment is a reward, rather than a device to engender a sympathy laugh or, worse, a big, soppy, &#8220;Awww&#8221;.</p>
<p>This device works in the best situation comedy on both sides of the Atlantic. The difference is perhaps simply that the average American is prepared to accept it sooner.<span style="color:#ffff99;"> Still, who could deny Del Boy a tearful pat of Grandad&#8217;s chair, after his Keaton-worthy tumble through the wine bar? Or scoff at the field of poppies that fills the screen at the close of Blackadder Goes Forth? Similarly, Hawkeye&#8217;s breakdown in the final M*A*S*H or Sam&#8217;s switching off the lights of the Cheers bar for the last time both suggest we are prepared to take our comedy with a side of emotional drama. So perhaps we&#8217;re not so dissimilar, after all.</span></p>
<p>One of the best exponents of worthy sentiment is a show that could easily be argued to be the greatest sitcom the US has ever produced. A razor-sharp, joyously dumb and potentially endless treatise on the American family and its suburban environment, The Simpsons is a remarkable show in that, in what is essentially a children&#8217;s medium, it has established itself as a constant and often highly critical reflection of America itself. Hiding its subversiveness in bright colours and absurd situations, it has made satirical comment on virtually every aspect of America, rehearsing ideas that are at times positively &#8220;un-American&#8221;. Yet at the same time the show exudes an enormous warmth and sentimentality, and holds at its heart great positivity about the linchpin of the American dream: the family. George Bush Snr once declared that Americans should be more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons. Simpsons&#8217; creator Matt Groening responded, saying, &#8220;Hey, the Simpsons are just like the Waltons. Both families are praying for the end of the Depression.&#8221;</p>
<p>Scratch the surface of US comedic output and you will find many more such gems. Shows such as Arrested Development, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Larry Sanders Show all display a highly sophisticated sense of irony. But it&#8217;s not just the more subversive end of comedy that disproves the myth: Saturday Night Live, The Simpsons, Futurama, Seinfeld, M*A*S*H (despite being wounded by canned laughter), Roseanne, Frasier, My Name Is Earl, to name a few, have all made an impact on America&#8217;s popular consciousness. The Office is a perfect example of how edgier comedy can work on a grand scale on both sides of the Atlantic. The British and American versions have their own cultural and emotional specificities, but both work as painful satires on a lifestyle familiar to millions of Britons and Americans alike.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">With the whole &#8220;Americans don&#8217;t do irony&#8221; thing cleared up and consigned to the dustbin/garbage pail of passive/aggressive international preconception, we come to mine and Edgar Wright&#8217;s latest filmic effort, Hot Fuzz. A film that we hope surfs the wave of subtle difference between our two countries, until it crashes red and frothy on to both shores. As if Tony Scott were to guest-helm an episode of Heartbeat, Hot Fuzz takes the most shamelessly histrionic excesses of American cinema and smashes them into that conservative and profoundly territorial enclave of Britishness, the country village, never once faltering in the assumption that everyone out there will understand. After all,</span> we may all be different, but we&#8217;re all capable of getting the same joke. In a world beset by prejudice and difference, how ironic is that?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[By: Brian Kim &#8211; March 13, 2007 I can’t speak for schools outside the United States, but for those readers who went to school in America, I think you’ll agree that the American education system is in sore need of an upgrade. The world is changing at such a rapid pace and it’s my strong [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1188&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"> </span></span></p>
<div style="float:left;margin:3px;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">I can’t speak for schools outside the United States, but for those readers who went to school in America, I think you’ll agree that the American education system is in <em><strong>sore need </strong></em>of an upgrade. The world is changing at such a rapid pace and it’s my strong opinion that there should be more classes dedicated to helping students prepare and cope with the real world once they graduate. <span id="more-1188"></span></span></span></div>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">If you look at this generation of students, you’ll find that most are “shell shocked” once they graduate because they had little or no preparation for what was to come. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">High school mostly teaches you to memorize information and to regurgitate it back to your teacher, only to completely erase the information from your mind the moment you walk out after taking the test. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">When you go on to college, you do a bit of the same things, but you also learn to think analytically, critically, and to broaden your mind so to speak, but even people who graduate from college will learn lessons from the real world the hard way as well. The sad part is all of this could’ve been prevented with some proper education beforehand.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">Below are five things that I <span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>firmly believe</strong></span> should be taught in every school in America so that students don’t get railroaded when they enter the real world. If you’re still in school and reading this, consider it your lucky day as mastering these five skills will give you a great head start and help separate you from the rest of the pack as well.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>#1.  Personal Finance</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Every week or so, there always seems to be a new article in CNN, USA Today, or Yahoo about young adults struggling with debt, whether it be from credit cards or loans in general. High interest rates, hidden fees, not consolidating debt – these terms and concepts are mostly unknown to young adults and because of that ignorance, they tend to make big errors in judgment. A prime example is thinking that they just have to pay the minimum on their balance and not realizing that by doing so, they pay 2-3 times as much in the long run. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Alongside that, most young adults don’t have a clue on how to invest their money. They don’t know what a Roth IRA account is, or a 401k, or the magic of compound interest, the tax benefits associated with investing in these types of vehicles, etc. There’s a lot of specialized knowledge out there that young adults are not aware of on when it comes to how they can invest their money and as a result, they frivolously spend it away.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Credit score is another big thing. A lot of young adults don’t bother to check up on it to make sure there are no errors with it. Your credit score is your report card in the real world and it comes into play when you’re buying a car, renting your first apartment, and even when you’re getting a job (most employers are now checking credit scores to determine how responsible the candidate is). Protect that at all costs. Learn what drives your credit score down. Learn what drives your credit score up. Check up on it every now and then to ensure nothing is wrong with it. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Even something as basic as creating a simple budget is beyond the grasp of some young adults and it simply amazes me that a lot of people don’t do this and some <em>don’t even know how</em> (you’d be surprised). Figure out your income after taxes, pay yourself FIRST (this is a big one – most people pay the bills and frivolously spend the leftovers until next payday), see what you can cut out if things are tight, look to see where you can bring in more income if you need to do so, etc.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Another important subset regarding personal finance are those “intangible” things, such as learning to differentiate between need and want, delaying the gratification, and having an inner sense of value. These concepts can’t be taught in the classroom but only taught through oneself via self discipline. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">We live in a materialistic society where unfortunately, many young people grow up with the “have” <em>then</em> “be” mentality. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><strong>If I have _______, <em>then</em> I’ll be ____________. </strong></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Blame it on the media, advertising, or the impressionable minds of young people, but you’ll frequently see that a lot of people get stuck in this mentality and as a result, needlessly pile themselves in a mountain of debt.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">One thing that I want to point out to students is that you’ll find as you get older, that a lot of people “fake” financial success. Not all, but a pretty big chunk. The neighbor or co-worker you see with the fancy car and nice clothes are most likely knee deep in debt while you’ll find the people with the average car and clothes have little or no debt and a nice big cushion of savings to that as well. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">And the ironic and sad part is that most people don’t really care about other people because they’re so busy with themselves, so all that effort to impress others is really all in vain. The inherent danger in trying to accumulate expensive things to feel good about yourself is that you’re telling yourself that you need something <em>outside </em>of yourself to validate you, when everything you need to validate yourself is already <em>within</em> you. Stop looking for anything outside of you because there will always be something new and better to purchase. It’s like a dog chasing its tail. You’ll never catch it. Learn to simplify your life and to be content and grateful for the things you have. Don’t get caught up in the materialistic chase because once you do, it’s hard to get out. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>#2.  Communicating Effectively</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">By this, I’m not necessarily talking about giving speeches and presentations, although that certainly falls in this category. I’m mainly talking about being able to clearly take what’s in your head and to put it into words so the other person clearly understands what you’re saying <em><strong>the first time. </strong></em></span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span style="font-size:x-small;">I know that sounds simple, but I’m sure you’ve met people in the workplace who don’t take the time to prepare when they speak with you and as a result, waste your time talking in circles when all you want to say to them is: “Can you take some time to think through what you want to say and come back to me later with that?” </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><strong>Communicating effectively is one of the most underrated, yet most powerful skills you can develop. </strong></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">The biggest part in communicating effectively is <em>preparing</em> what you want to say beforehand.  Keep it simple.  What’s my point?  Why?  Prepare a good example.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Your best friend in communicating effectively are these two words: “For example”. Whenever you see a confused look on people’s faces, your best response is leading with those two words: For example. When you do that AND follow up with a relevant example, it allows the other person to “frame” what you’re talking about to get a better idea of what it is.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Communicating effectively is one of THE MOST underrated and MOST valuable skills a person can have. And let me tell you on a personal level, there’s nothing more refreshing than dealing with people who take the time to prepare what they have to say and back it up with clear examples. It’s a very rare skill nowadays.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>#3.  Social Skills</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Closely related to communicating effectively are social skills in general. After you graduate, you’re not going to be dealing with your high school or frat buddies anymore. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">You’ll be dealing with many people from different backgrounds, countries, and more importantly different age groups, so it would be wise to learn how to socialize outside your own group. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Cut the slang. Learn to respect customs from other countries. Learn how to listen – few people do. Learn when to speak and when NOT to.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Build rapport. Learn the art of networking – that’s key. Networking is a big skill that’s not taught enough in schools. Learn to compliment. Mingle. Make small talk. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Learn to approach people – that’s another big skill. Most people don’t have the guts to take the first initiative and introduce themselves. Be the big man. Take the first step. Learn to make the other person feel good and important. Dale Carnegie is your best friend in this area (Google his name if you don’t know what I’m talking about)</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>#4.  Sales</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Obviously I’m not advocating people becoming a salesman after school, but learning <em>the art of selling</em> is what I’m advocating. If you think about it, we all sell everyday. We sell ideas to our boss. We sell to our friends when we pitch ideas on what to do this weekend. We sell ourselves in job interviews.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">You could say that sales is a great combination of social skills and communicating effectively, but with some other components you should pick up that will be useful. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Listen.  Really listen.<br />
<em>Actively</em> listen.<br />
Learn how to be convincing.<br />
Be persuasive.<br />
Think of objections and counter them ahead of time.<br />
Stress benefits instead of features.<br />
Listen to the other person.  (yes I know it’s a repeat, but it’s for emphasis)<br />
Develop empathy.<br />
Think in terms of how you can help serve the other person. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Selling is one of the few skills that can be utilized in <em>any job or career</em>.  It’s one of the most important cross marketable skills you will ever develop. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>#5:  Time Management</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Speaking of other skills that can be utilized in any job and career is time management. The majority of students never really learn to value their time and manage it while in school. Procrastination is all too rampant (studying right before class, doing homework and essays the day it’s due, partying the night before the exam). This lack of time management often carries over into adulthood, which becomes a major liability. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Learn to make a to do list. Learn to prioritize. Learn to break things down into 30 minute blocks of time. Learn about actionable items. David Allen’s GTD system is your best friend here along with Dan Kennedy’s No B.S Time Management. Again if you’re unfamiliar with these people, Google is your best friend, but I’m sure the majority of readers will know what I’m talking about.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>+1.  Health</strong></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">It’s not enough to make students run a mile and play sports. Education is needed now more than ever. Education on the dangers of consuming too much fast food. Education on what diets in high sugar and fat can do to the body. Education on proper nutrition. Education on the importance of exercising regularly as well.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">I think if schools start teaching these kinds of things, we could nip <strong><em>so many</em></strong> problems in the bud because most teenagers will not research this material on their own. The few that do have a head start in life but if we can’t teach them, schools should at the very least raise some sort of awareness and have an introductory class that talks about them – Real World 101. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">If you have any friends or family who are still in school, please forward them this article. Think of it as a cheat sheet for the real world. You’ll be doing them a great service and they will most definitely thank you after they graduate. I guarantee it. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:x-small;">Source: </span></span>http://briankim.net/blog/2007/03/top-5-things-that-should-be-taught-in-every-school/</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by marvin on Tue, 07/31/2007 &#8211; 06:01. PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS ADVICE. A wide variety of people are arrested every day and the majority of the individuals make the same mistakes which make there situation even worse. Many of these reactions are understandable, however some defy logic and reason. Nobody plans on being [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1186&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="meta"><span class="submitted">Submitted by marvin on Tue, 07/31/2007 &#8211; 06:01.</span></div>
<p>PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS ADVICE. A wide variety of people are arrested every day and the majority of the individuals make the same mistakes which make there situation even worse. Many of these reactions are understandable, however some defy logic and reason. Nobody plans on being arrested, but you may be arrested for simply being in <strong>the wrong place at the wrong time.</strong> Share this with your colleagues, friends and family because it will come in handy for many of you. The basic rule is to simply listen to the officer and do as your told, &#8220;Put Your Hands Behind Your Back&#8221; and do NOT do any of these Ten Things:<span id="more-1186"></span></p>
<h2>1.  Don&#8217;t Talk.</h2>
<p>Do not say a word to the officer. Shut the F. up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / she does not care generally whether you are innocent or guilty and there is nothing that he / she can do at this point. Most times, when people speak to officers they say something that makes their situation far worse. Keep your mouth shut, there will be plenty of time to talk later.</p>
<h2>2.  Don&#8217;t Run.</h2>
<p>I said above to listen to the officer and follow his / her instructions. Do not be scared and do not let the liquid courage aka alcohol convince you that you can outrun the twelve officers and helicopter that will track you down. Also, police become highly suspicious that someone running has a weapon and may be quick to draw their weapon. Additionally when they do run you down expect much stronger force used to subdue a fleeing suspect.</p>
<h2>3.  Never Resist Arrest.</h2>
<p>Perhaps the most important thing not to do is touch the police officer at all! Again, sober up quick and follow what the officer says. Many people attempt to bump the officer or swat an officers hands away. This often falls under the assault statutes and now a minor misdemeanor arrest becomes a FELONY. Thus a reckless driving charge leads to a year or more in state prison. Additionally, touching the officer in any way can lead to a batton in the mouth.</p>
<h2>4.  Don&#8217;t Believe the Police.</h2>
<p>It is perfectly legal for the police to lie to get you to make an admission. The police frequently separate two friends and tell one the other one ratted him / her out. Because of the lie, the other friend now rats the first friend out. Police and detectives also state that &#8220;it will be easier&#8221; to talk now&#8230;LIES!!! DON&#8217;T BELIEVE THIS BS! It will only be easier for the police to prove their case!</p>
<h2>5.  No Searching.</h2>
<p>Do not allow the police to search anywhere! If the police officer asks, they do not have the right to search and must have your consent. If you are asked make sure you proclaim to any witnesses that &#8220;You (the police) do not have consent to search.&#8221; If they perform the search anyway, that evidence may be thrown out later. Also, if you consent to a search, the officers may find something that you had no idea you had placed somewhere, ie: marijuana left by a friend.</p>
<h2>6.  Don&#8217;t Look At Places Where You Don&#8217;t Want Police to Search.</h2>
<p>Police are trained to watch you and react to you. They know that you are nervous and scared and many people look to the areas that they don&#8217;t want the police to search. Do not react to the search and do not answer any questions. LOOK DOWN AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!</p>
<h2>7.  Do Not Talk Shit to the Police.</h2>
<p>I don&#8217;t care if you have been wrongly arrested and the true culprit is standing in front of you. Don&#8217;t talk shit! Police hear all day that my dad is the the Governor&#8217;s Assistant&#8217;s Intern and I will have your badge for this! Police have a lot of discretion in the upcoming charges brought. Police can add charges, change a misdemeanor to a felony, or even talk to the prosecutor that is ultimately prosecuting you.</p>
<h2>8.  If Police Come to Your Home, Do not Let Them In and Do Not Step Outside Your Home</h2>
<p>If the police are confident you have committed a felony, they are coming in anyway, because they generally don&#8217;t need an arrest warrant. Make it clear to the police by stating: &#8220;No you may not come in&#8221;, or &#8220;I am comfortable talking right here&#8221;, or &#8220;You need a search warrant to enter my home.&#8221; If they return, your attorney can arrange for you to turn yourself in should that be necessary and you will spend no time in jail between the hearings.</p>
<h2>9.  Outside Your Home Arrested, Do Not Accept Offer to Go In Your Home for Anything.</h2>
<p>The officer may say to you, how about you go inside and change, freshen up, talk to your wife, husband, get a jacket, or any other reason. The police will graciously escort you in and then tear your home apart searching through it. Also, do not let them secure your car. Your car is fine. Remember they are lying to you. They don&#8217;t give a damn if you are really cold or if you need to talk to your wife or husband.</p>
<h2>10.  Don&#8217;t say a word.</h2>
<p>It&#8217;s incredible how many people feel that they can convince the officer, the booking officer or a detective (if your case reaches that stature) that they are not guilty. YOUR CASE IS NOT DECIDED BY THESE PEOPLE. They have no affect on your records. Wait to speak to your lawyer! The courts give enormous weight to &#8220;confessions&#8221; during this stage. A suspect is almost NEVER released after being arrested.</p>
<p>Follow these ten simply rules religiously and many of your rights will remain intact. I don&#8217;t care how nervous, scared or drunk you are, THESE RULES ARE VERY IMPORTANT, and will help you tremendously in the short and long run.</p>
<h2>Quick Test Question</h2>
<p>An altercation occurs with your live in girlfriend. When the police arrive they find you on the sidewalk, a few houses down the street. Your girlfriend points you out and the officers then arrest you for assault. During the arrest, they let you know that they do not intent to question you. They just need your name and address. What do you do?</p>
<h2>Answer</h2>
<p>Well the police are lying to you and rule number 1 is to keep your mouth shut, so you don&#8217;t say anything. Your name is all you may need to give. If you give your address, that may indicate that you live together converting your alleged crime from a misdemeanor to a felony. An officer will attempt to get you to make an admission, especially when they have no evidence. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!</p>
<p>Source: http://www.karemar.com/blog/top-ten-10-things-not-do-if-you-are-arrested</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all want to seem smart around workmates and acquaintances, but we often don’t have the time to put in to further study to achieve this. Luckily, there are a few ways you can make yourself seem smarter with a minimum of effort. This is a list of the ten best tips for appearing smarter. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1184&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We all want to seem smart around workmates and acquaintances, but we often don’t have the time to put in to further study to achieve this. Luckily, there are a few ways you can make yourself seem smarter with a minimum of effort. This is a list of the ten best tips for appearing smarter.<span id="more-1184"></span></p>
<p><span class="litem">10. Learn a topic to debunk</span></p>
<p>The majority of “hot topics” are debated by people with very little knowledge of the subject. A good example of this is global warming &#8211; the majority of people you speak to on this subject will tell you how we must change our habits to prevent global warming, but few will know what “anthropogenic global warming” is. Spend a little time learning what the real experts on these faddish topics say and you simply can’t go wrong. Try to remember some of the names of authors so you can quote them.</p>
<p><span class="litem">9. Improve your Vocabulary</span></p>
<p>The simplest way to do this is to subscribe to a “word a day” emailing list. Remember to ensure that you memorize the correct pronunciation and spelling of the new word or phrase. Perhaps you can start with mesonoxian, or any of the words on the <a href="http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/20-weird-english-words/">Top 10 Weird English Words.</a></p>
<p><span class="litem">8. Obscure Knowledge</span></p>
<p>By developing knowledge in a very obscure area, you are very unlikely to meet someone else with the same knowledge. This means you can wax lyrical for hours and it doesn’t matter how many mistakes you make &#8211; no one will know, and you will seem ultra-smart. You might, for example, spend some time studying the early Egyptian dynasties (or an interesting character like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smenkhkare" target="_blank">Smenkhkare</a>,) or the writings of early Christian writers. You can be sure that even the most staunch Southern Baptist fundamentalist has never heard of most of the “fathers of the Church”, let alone read anything they wrote. Saint Igantius of Antioch is a good start; you can follow up with Athenagoras, Irenaeus, Origen, Novatian, and Polycarp. Great subject matter for the Atheist who wishes to debate against fundamentalists.</p>
<p><span class="litem">7. General Knowledge</span></p>
<p>This can be done very easily. Buy a Trivial Pursuit (Genus Edition) and memorize one card before going to bed each night. In no time you will have a fount of general knowledge so immense that no one will dare debate you at Friday night drinks. The other thing you can do to improve general knowledge is to read “This day in History” articles. Luckily, the List Universe prints a “Today in History” list on the right hand side of every page (underneath the latest 10 comments) with links to Wikipedia to get you started. Good Lord! I feel smarter just thinking about it!</p>
<p><span class="litem">6. Ask Questions</span></p>
<p>The best way to use this trick is to ask questions <em>when you already know the answer</em>.  This is a form of <a href="http://listverse.com/humor/10-images-of-irony/">Irony</a> when used in the right way; when the person you are questioning answers, you can ask a related question which will make it appear that you have taken in what they said, absorbed it, and wish to clarify an aspect of the topic. Additionally, when you are discussing a subject with someone who clearly knows less about it than you, you can ask questions that you know will make them stumble. This is particularly good if you have a large audience as everyone will be in awe of you. Make sure you are humble when the person’s weakness shows.</p>
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<p><span class="litem">5. Learn About Good Books</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.sparknotes.com/">Sparknotes.</a> I repeat, sparknotes. Use the short notes found on this site to get a broad overview of famous classic novels. You only need to learn enough to make it seem that you have read the book. For a decent classic you should be able to do this in 30 minutes or less. And who knows, you may find that you want to read the book and gain some <em>real</em> intelligence.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span class="litem">4. Watch Movies</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Watch some classic movies that are both good and bad. These movies don’t have to be silent movies, black and white, etc. Just good movies, fulfilling movies. Also, watch some bad movies. Someone who can spout off one or two good movies will sound either smart or fake. But someone who can state both good and bad movies, and justify why each is classified that way, will sound intelligent.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span class="litem">3. Learn Quotes</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">A great writer once said: “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” &#8211; while this is amusing, it is not entirely correct when trying to appear smarter. People will be utterly in awe of you if you can quote a famous line from poetry, a great play, or a witticism by a literarary master. There are a million sites on the internet that will help you to find quotations. Learn one a day. If you wish to learn a few lines of poetry, I recommend starting with Plath, Ginsberg, or Whitman; everyone knows who they are, but few will be able to quote them. Oh &#8211; the quotation I used here is by <a href="http://listverse.com/people/40-quotes-of-oscar-wilde/">Oscar Wilde</a>.</span></p>
<p><span class="litem">2. Use Words you Know</span></p>
<p>Nothing makes you looks more like an idiot than fumbling language. Stick to what you know! People will argue that tapes and books can teach you new words, but you still risk a terrible mistake. Learning new words can broaden your thinking and amplify your ability to communicate. However, doing so will open you up to appearing stupid, so you should stick with words you are 100% positive of pronunciation and meaning. Even if it takes you an entire extra sentence to explain a concept that one word would have clarified instantly, it’s totally worth it.</p>
<p><span class="litem">1. Be Quiet</span></p>
<p>Quite simply, the less you say, the less you can say wrong.  Oh, and smile and nod knowingly.</p>
<p>Source:http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top-10-ways-to-seem-smarter-than-you-are/</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[This list was compiled by the co-editor of the Fortean Times, a Journal of Strange Phenomena, a monthly British magazine. 1. Bees who pay their respects Margaret Bell, who kept bees in Leintwardine, about 7 miles from her home in Ludlow, Shropshire (England), died in June 1994. Soon after her funeral, mourners were amazed to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1182&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span class="litem">1. Bees who pay their respects</span></p>
<p>Margaret Bell, who kept bees in Leintwardine, about 7 miles from her home in Ludlow, Shropshire (England), died in June 1994. Soon after her funeral, mourners were amazed to see hundreds of bees settle on the corner of the street opposite the house where she had lived for 26 years. The bees stayed for an hour before buzzing off over the rooftops. The local press ran a photograph of the bees hanging on the wall in a cluster.</p>
<p><span class="litem">2. Phantom Car Crash</span></p>
<p>On December 11, 2002, two motorists called police to report seeing a car veering off the A3 trunk road with headlights blazing at Burpham in Surrey. A thorough search uncovered a car concealed in dense undergrowth and the long-dead driver nearby. It turned out that the crash had actually happened five months earlier when the driver, Christopher Chandler, had been reported missing by his brother.</p>
<p><span class="litem">3. Enigmatic Earth Divot</span></p>
<p>Am irregular shaped hole, about 10ft by 7ft with 2ft vertical sides, was found on a remote farm near Grand Coulee, Washington State, in October 1984. It had not been there a month earlier. ‘Dribblings’ of earth and stones led to a three-ton grass-covered earth divot 75 ft away. It was almost as if the divot had been removed with a gigantic cookie cutter, except that roots dangled intact from the vertical side of both hold and slab. There were no clues such as vehicle tracks and an earthquake was thought very unlikely.</p>
<p><span class="litem">4. Balloon Buddies</span></p>
<p>Laura Buxton released a helium filled balloon during celebrations for her grandparents’ gold wedding anniversary in Blurton, Staffordshire, in June 2001. Attached to the balloon was her name and address and a note asking the finder to write back. Ten days later she received a reply. The balloon had been found by another Laura Buxton in the garden hedge of her home in Pewsey, Wiltshire, 140 miles away. Both Lauras were ages 10 and both had three year old black Labradors, a guinea pig, and a rabbit.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span class="litem">5. Hum Misty for Me</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">A noise a bit like amplifier feedback had been heard for three years coming from the right ear of a Welsh pony called Misty, according to the Vetinary Record (April 1995). It varied in intensity but stayed at a constant pitch of 7 kHz. Hearing a buzzing in one’s ears is called Subjective Tinnitus; much rarer is when others can also hear the noise. This is called Objective Tinnitus and the cause is still largely a matter of debate.</span></p>
<p><span class="litem">6. Whirlwind Children</span></p>
<p>A nine-year old Chinese girl was playing in Songjian near Shanghai, in July 1992 when she was carried off by a whirlwind and deposited unhurt in a treetop almost two miles away. According to a wire report from May 1986, a freak wind lifted up 13 children in the oasis of Hami in Western China and deposited them unharmed in sand dunes and scrub 12 miles away.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span class="litem">7. Riverside Mystery</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Gloria Ramirez, 31, died of Kidney failure at Riverside General Hospital, California, in February 1994, after being rushed there with chest pains. Emergency room staff were felled by ‘fumes’ when a blood sample was taken. A strange oily sheen on the woman’s skin and unexplained white crystals in her blood were reported. A doctor suffered liver and lung damage, and bone necrosis. At least 23 other people were affected. One hypothesis was that Ramirez, who had had cervical cancer, had taken a cocktail of medicines that combined to make an insecticide (organophospate) but tests yielded no clue.</span></p>
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<p><span class="litem">8. Boulders in Trees</span></p>
<p>In April 1997, a turkey hunter in Yellowwood State Forest, Indiana, came upon a huge sandstone boulder wedged between three branches of an oak tree about 35 feet from the ground. The arrow shaped rock was estimated to weight 500lb. Subsequently, four more large boulders were found wedged high up in trees elsewhere in the forest. All were in remote areas. None of the trees were damaged and there were no signs of heavy equipment begin used or of tornado damage and no one recalled any mishaps involving dynamite anywhere nearby.</p>
<p><span class="litem">9. Helpful Voices</span></p>
<p>While on holiday a woman, referred to by the British Medical Journal (1997) as AB, heard two voices in her head telling her to return home immediately. Back in London the voices gave her an address that turned out to be a hospital’s brain scan department. The voices told her to ask for a scan as she had a brain tumour and her brain stem was inflamed. Though she had no symptoms, a scan was eventually arranged and she did indeed have a tumour. After an operation, AB heard the voices again: ‘We are pleased to have helped you,’ they said ‘Good-bye.’ AB made a full recovery.</p>
<p><span class="litem">10.  La Mancha Negro</span></p>
<p>A Hazard unique to Venezuelan highways is a slippery goo called La Mancha Negra (the black stain), although it is more of a sludge with the consistency of chewing gum. Although the government has spent millions of dollars in research, no one knows what the goo is and where it comes from, or how to get rid of it. It first appeared in 1987 on the road from Caracas to the airport, covering 50 yards, and spread inexorably every year. By 1992 it was a major road hazard all around the capital and it was claimed 1,800 motorists had died after losing control. The problem remains to this day.</p>
<p><span class="litem">11. Postcard Farewell</span></p>
<p>When Jim Wilson’s father died in Natal, South Africa, in April 1967, both Jim, living in England, and his sister Muriel, living in Holland, were informed. Muriel contacted her husband who was on business in Portugal, and he flew to South Africa right away. Changing planes at Las Palmas airport in the Canary Islands, he bought a postcard showing holidaymakers on Margate Beach, Natal, and sent it to Muriel. It was she who noticed that the photograph showed her father walking up the beach.</p>
<p><span class="litem">12. Notecase from the Sky</span></p>
<p>In October 1975 Mrs Lynn Connolly was hanging washing in her garden in the Quadrant, Hull, when she felt a sharp tap on the top of her head. It was caused by a small silver notecase, 63mm by 36.5mm, hinged, containing a used notepad with 13 sheets left. It was marked with the initials ‘SE’, ‘C8′, ‘TB’ (or ‘JB’) and ‘Klaipea’, a Lithuanian seaport. No one claimed it at the police station, so it was returned to Mrs Connolly. It seems likely it fell only a short distance but from where? If it had dropped from a plane, it would have given her more than a tap.</p>
<p><span class="litem">13. Fiery Persecution</span></p>
<p>The village of Canneto di Caronia on Sicily’s north coast has been plagued by mysterious fires. The trouble began on January 20, 2004, when a TV caught fire. Then things in neighbourhood houses began to burn, including washing machines, mobile phones, mattresses, chairs and even the insulation on water pipes. The electricity company cut off all power, as did the railway company, but the fires continued. Experts of all kinds carried out tests, but no explanation was found. The village was evacuated in February, but when people returned in March the fires resumed. Police ruled out a pyromaniac after they saw wires bursting into flames.</p>
<p><span class="litem">14. Bovine Enigma</span></p>
<p>On June 28, 2002, in the middle of a spate of unexplained cattle mutilations in Argentina, something macabre was found in a field near suco, west of Rio Cuarto in San Luis province. Nineteen cows were stuffed into a sheet metal water tank, closed with a conical cap. Nine were drowned, the rest barely alive, having endured freezing temperatures, not to mention the shock of their lives.</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;"><span class="litem">15. Boy Turns into a Yam</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Three pupils of the Evangelist Primary School in the northern Nigerian town of Maiduguri rushed into the headmistresses office in March 2000 and said that a fellow pupil had been transformed into a yam after accepting a sweet from a stranger. The headmistress found the root tuber and took it to the police station for safe-keeping. Following local radio reports, hundreds of people flocked to see the yam and police were hunting for the sweet-giver. What happened next failed to reach the media.</span></p>
<p><span class="sources">Source: The Fortean Times;</span>http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-15-bizarre-true-stories/</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[(CNN) &#8212; White House officials and some members of Congress reacted strongly Sunday to news that insurance giant AIG had intended to pay out $165 million in bonuses and compensation. The company has received at least $170 billion in federal bailout money. Under pressure from the Treasury, AIG scaled back the bonus plans and pledged [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=natatat.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3795562&amp;post=1173&amp;subd=natatat&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>(CNN)</strong> &#8212; White House officials and some members of Congress reacted strongly Sunday to news that insurance giant AIG had intended to pay out $165 million in bonuses and compensation. The company has received at least $170 billion in federal bailout money.<span id="more-1173"></span></p>
<p>Under pressure from the Treasury, AIG scaled back the bonus plans and pledged to reduce 2009 bonuses &#8212; or &#8220;retention payments&#8221; &#8212; by at least 30 percent. That did little to temper outrage at the initial plan, however.</p>
<p>&#8220;There are a lot of terrible things that have happened in the last 18 months, but what&#8217;s happened at AIG is the most outrageous,&#8221; Lawrence Summers, head of the National Economic Council, told ABC&#8217;s &#8220;This Week.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What that company did, the way it was not regulated, the way no one was watching, what&#8217;s proved necessary, it is outrageous.&#8221;</p>
<p>And on &#8220;Fox News Sunday,&#8221; White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee said Treasury Secretary <a class="cnninlinetopic" href="http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Timothy_Geithner" target="_blank">Timothy Geithner</a> was &#8220;really upset by the news.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;He stepped in and berated them, got them to reduce the bonuses following every legal means he has to do this,&#8221; Goolsbee said.</p>
<p>In a letter to Geithner, obtained Saturday by CNN, AIG Chairman and CEO Edward Liddy said his company was taking steps to limit compensation in AIG Financial Products &#8212; the British-based unit responsible for issuing the risky credit default swaps that have brought the company to the brink of collapse. The default swaps amount to insurance against losses from bad loans, which have increased dramatically since the U.S. housing boom peaked.</p>
<p>In the letter to Geithner, Liddy said the unit&#8217;s 25 highest-paid contract employees will reduce their salaries to $1 this year and all other officers in the unit will reduce their salaries by 10 percent. Other &#8220;non-cash compensation&#8221; will be reduced or eliminated. But he told Geithner that some bonus payments are binding legal obligations of the company, and &#8220;there are serious legal, as well as business consequences for not paying.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rep. Barney Frank, the chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, told Fox that bailout recipients should have to follow stricter compensation rules, and said Congress should look into whether the bonuses are &#8220;legally recoverable.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">&#8220;We can&#8217;t just violate legal obligations, I understand that,&#8221; the Massachusetts Democrat said. &#8220;But I do want to find out at what point these legal obligations were incurred. Who said, and at what point, &#8216;We&#8217;re going to give these bonuses no matter what?&#8217; And I do think it&#8217;s inappropriate for those people to stay in power at that company.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Frank said that if banks complain that the Obama administration has made things too tough, &#8220;They can give the money back. We made that easy.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Goolsbee said <a class="cnninlinetopic" href="http://topics.cnn.com/topics/American_International_Group_Inc" target="_blank">AIG</a> was following &#8220;a policy that&#8217;s really not sensible, is obviously going to ignite the ire of millions of people.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">&#8220;We&#8217;ve done exactly what we can do to prevent this kind of thing from happening again,&#8221; Goolsbee said. Summers told ABC that the administration was taking &#8220;every legal step possible to limit those bonuses.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">Sen. Bob Corker, R-Tennessee, told &#8220;Fox News Sunday&#8221; he believes it&#8217;s important to know whether the bonuses are actually commission payments for products sold by brokers, saying he would withhold judgment until that is clarified.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffff99;">However, &#8220;I do think that these entities that are receiving government money, our money, I do think they have to play by a different set of rules,&#8221; Corker said. Hopefully, those different rules will discourage companies from accepting bailout funds, he said.</span></p>
<p>Liddy, however, makes clear in the letter that he took steps to limit his employees&#8217; compensation with trepidation. He said the company will have trouble attracting and retaining &#8220;the best and the brightest &#8230; if employees believe that their compensation is subject to continued and arbitrary adjustment by the U.S. Treasury.&#8221;</p>
<p class="cnninline">AIG lost a record $62 billion in the fourth quarter of 2008. It has more than 74 million insurance policies issued in 130 countries around the world.</p>
<p class="cnnattribution">CNN&#8217;s Elaine Quijano contributed to this report.</p>
<p class="cnnattribution">Source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/03/15/AIG.bonuses/</p>
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